“Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.”
Dream Hampton (via aliofbabylon)
or committed to misconstruing you and misrepresenting you; committed, in essence, to rewriting you.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
After I fuck yo bitch.
“i spend 24hrs on tumblr and i have no life haha peasant xD”