the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
I was without internet for a day and found that I live with other people, so I sit with them at the table for dinner, I think is my family
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
Peeing in a public toilet like
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
be with someone who is proud of you!!!
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh